Fuzzycryptid's Swamp!

9/10 Frogtors recommend sinking into the duckweed! Need something less slimy to get started? Consider getting slapped by an eel in this state-of-the-art simulator.

Want more slime? Try these economic solutions:

• Hang out in a drainage pond with your buddies (or by yourself, you poor, sad, miserable, lonely soul)
• Eat canned mushrooms (not recommended unless you have a last will and testament in order)
• Snails